when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think if you didnt get up before flushing the toilet would eat you...Anon
- When I was 'bout 4, I used to believe that
people with mullets were "in- betweeners" as in not boy nor gurl.— Kristen - I used to believe that if i behaved badly i would be taken away in a yellow van.— Mattio
- My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up! Anon
- I used to think House Finches were baby birds and they'd later grow into Robins or something— Mica
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo