When I saw a pregnant woman I always believed they had a football under their dress and were off to the park to play with it.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant the baby could play monkey bars on her ribs.— Laura
- When I was a kid, I used to think that the only way you could play football was if you had giant shoulders.— Sam
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- When I was little I used to think that as soon as you were married the woman automatically got pregnant.Anon
- Whwn I was like 8 I used to believe woman just got pregnant randomly. Anon
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das