I used to think that pages in books were divided into little parts (paragraphs) to make boring writing look interesting, and that the more different-length paragraphs something had, the more boring the book was.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I never had a make believe friend but my sister used to tell me I DID but he left cause I was really BORING.— Jamie
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- when i played pretend i always wanted to be the animal. i didnt want to b a person cause their boring lol— Melissa
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that if you told a lie, your nose would grow in length. — Lluna
- I used to think that teenagers had really interesting conversations.— Nathan