My niece when she was about 4 years old came running in the house and shouted "Gran, Mark's got a great long throozy".
Throozy being her name for a vagina!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- my gran tod me that rabbits made a noise that went "map map"— Lise
- My gran told me that if you drank vinegar your brains would dry up!!!— Sam
- My Gran told me that if I picked my nose, I´d get brain cancer. Traumatised? Yes I was!— Windy Girl
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon