I used to think that my school headteacher was called the Head Mischief as opposed to the Head Mistres.
Well, I only ever saw her when I'd been up to mischief!
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- I used to think my forehead was actually called a three-head.— Fen
- i used to belive that if i fell on my head my head would come off while i was doing a cartwheelAnon
- I used to think headquarters meant somebody's head cut into 4.Anon
- I used to believe that if you picked your nose then your head would cave in!— Sir Jared
- My mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. — Ellana