My mother enrolled me in pre-school at the university where she was pursuing a degree. My first day there, we were told to expect a fire drill. I had never heard this phrase, and when the loud siren went off, I fell to the floor and started to scream bloody murder. They had to carry me outside. I thought a fire drill was a drill that would come and set us all on fire.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to believe that firemen drove around in their fire trucks and started fires. I wondered why.— Albert
- When I was a child my Grandma told me if I threw food on the fire I was feeding the devil— Anthony P.
- I thought that I could get a suntan if I stood really close to a fire for long enough.— Mat