I used to think that funeral homes fulfilled the same function as nursing homes, only they has a much less euphemistic name.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to think that at funeral homes, dead bodies were propped up on the furniture, just hanging out!— pam
- I used to think that slugs were just snails who had lost their homes!Anon
- I used to believe that when you moved houses, you traded homes with the person whose house you're moving into.Anon
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- i used to believe that when i was in funeral the person in the casket was just asleep for a while— Edgar