My mother adamantly hates the word 'fart' and growing up we had to replace it with 'glink'. I just thought that was the way everyone said it. Imagine the looks I got when I used it in front of the rest of the normal population!! "Holy cow, that was one loud glink!!"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought the f-word was fart.— Caroline
- i believed the f-word was fart until i was about 8.— Kendra
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I used to think that fart was a bad word and then i heard my mom say it once and I was so shocked.— Tara
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- When I was little I believed that the "F word" was fart. My mom laughed at me when I told her.Anon