A grade-school friend tried to convince me that the chassis of a car was called the "fuel sladge" and it was what made a car go fast. I knew better. I already knew it was the gas pedal!
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- My friend managed to convince a gulliable kid at various stages of school that he was superman and a robot.— naff
- "Chassis" is slang for a woman's body, especially her genitalia.
— Siddharth Mehrotra - There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- I used to think when an airplane ran out of fuel, it stayed stuck in the sky.— BoB
- The bus needed coins to run; it would melt them down and use them as fuelAnon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon