when my daughter was 4 she came to me quite shocked and said "mam,my sister has just said an F word" i asked her to whisper the word to me so that i could tell her sister off,she them mouthed the words "piss off"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My sister used to think that "spit" was a bad word. She meant "shit".— "Spit!"
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I used to think that fart was a bad word and then i heard my mom say it once and I was so shocked.— Tara
- I thought the word economical was actually two words: eek and omical.
— Nancy M. - I used to believe that the words Angliphile and Francophile were related to the word paedophiles.Anon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny