Aged about six or seven, I was sat eating breakfast with my father and grandfather and asked them what "Daddies" brown sauce was made of. "It's made of daddies", they told me. I was horrified and was convinced for years that some day the sauce people would come and make my Dad into sauce.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- I used to think that Tabasco Sauce contained tobacco, and therefore was actually "tobacco sauce."
Anon - My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- if you got sprayed by a skunk you had to have a bath in tomarto sauce— rob
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon