When I was very young I didn't realise woman had three different 'bits', I thought it was all done with ONE!!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- i used to beileve that if you bruzed your bits they would die so i was always carefull when i was little— beth-star
- I used to think Hannah Barbera was one woman...not two men. I didn't figure it out until I was about 15!— minkie
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das