i used to believe that the clitoris was a teeny penis that all girls had, cos thats the general area the pee used to come out of, and i didn't even know about my vagina till i was a bit older, didn't know it existed!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I didn't know Reindeer existed, I thought they were just christmas animals for storiesAnon
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tiredAnon