I used to believe that a penis was infact a poo which had been diverted and was not excreted and was consequently hanging out the front, so i thought fat men had big willys cos they ate so much!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that young boys belly buttons would soon change into there willys...Anon
- I used to belive that hamburgers were infact called "handburgers" because you ate them out of your hand :DAnon
- i always thought that people always died with their tongue hanging out— Ernesto Shredder
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat