i used to believe that milk was womens cum,and it squirted when they got turned on,needless to say when my brother was born i was vert confused and disgusted,i was only 5 with a mean older brother
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in OctoberAnon
- My mum told my brother that beetroot turned your wee pink. To this day he still won't eat it— Monica
- I used to believe that one day, my younger brother would be older than me and then he'd pick on me!— Andrew
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- My older brother used to tell me that if I "untied" it, I'd fly around the room like a balloon. — Gullible youth
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG