I used to think that women had babies through their belly buttons.
I figured that when the baby was big enough to be born, the belly button would open up and the baby lifted out, and then the belly button would just close right up again.
I'm guessing a lot of people wish it could be that simple...
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.Anon
- i used to believe that when you pushed your belly button a baby would pop out im now 14 and know the truth — kelsey
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit