I used to believe that the words "Tear Free!" on the Johnson's Baby Shampoo bottle meant I was free to tear off its label.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to believe that priceless meant free.— Neo
- I used to think that "priceless" meant free.— DAAA
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- I used to believe that "gluten free" meant you could eat as much as you wanted without getting full or fat— Jess