Prior to gaining education pertaining to sexual body parts and functions, I was told by my mother that I, a girl, had a "front butt" and a "back butt" to wipe when learning toilet training. I believed our female genitals were our "front butt" until someone corrected me over half way through grammar school! I can't believe she copped out on my explaination like that! Laughing myself to tears now at 43 yrs. old!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think my belly bottom was my "front butt" lol i know...stupid!— Megan
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- My grandpa told me when I was little that if you swallow chewing gum your butt will be sticky— Lili
- I used to think that the b-word was buttAnon