My best friend used to beleive that his testicles were his lungs. It was because they moved when he coughed. Idiot.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.— james
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- I used to think that when you moved, you SWITCHED houses with the person who moved out.— Sheippe
- I used to think pee was in your testicles.— R.G.