my cousin told me that when roosters went cock a doodle he was mating another hen so he was having an orgasm. so when we went to stay in cornwall for a holiday i was in hysterics whenever i heard the noise
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that female roosters existed. Anon
- I used to believe in my imaginary friend dooodle.
Doodle was a stickperson and was always smiling.— Samantha - I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- Our mum told us that the ice-cream van noise was a children's ambulance— moonpants & sausage
- My mom always told me if I made an ugly face it would stay that way forever.Anon