My dad won me a large stuffed dinosaur at an amusement park when I was 4. It was about as big as I was at the time. I named him "Uhfoo." When Dad asked me why, I said that it was because he has a girlfriend.
A childhood belief about toys

others believed things like this
- Maryland was actually a huge amusement park, i.e. Merry-Land, like Disneyland. — Julianne
- At one time I believed that ZZ Top was an unusually large bustline.— Donna K.
- I used to believe that Rhododendron was a dinosaur.— Victor
- Sad enough, i used to believe i could be a dinosaur when i grew up for a job.— Relix
- I used to believe that craters were old dinosaur nests.— dumb one
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon