When I was little, the grocery store we shopped at had a large tree out in front, always covered with funny looking animals on the limbs. I don't know WHY, but for some reason, my Dad thought it was funny to tell me those were called "golly-whoppers". I believed him, until a friend of mine from grade school went with us one day to the store (MUCH LATER)...and I showed her the golly-whoppers! My Dad was in the car and had a great laugh. He had forgotten to tell me the truth...in fact, they were chickens.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- I used to believe that the Doller Tree store was an actual tree.Anon
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I thought change was the store's way of saying thank you.— Madeline
- As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini