when I was younger I used to believe that my buddy's grandma's fat saggy juggs were just watermelons that were too ripe. crazy eh !
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon
- I used to think that limes were lemons that weren't ripe yet.Anon
- I believed (thanks to my mum) that babies grew on "baby trees" and simply 'fell off' when they were ripe!!!— Stace
- When i was younger my grandma told me that the nuts that was on the bread were bug wings, i still ate it.— Matt
- My buddy used to think that when Steve Millers sang "Jungle Love" he was actually saying "Chug-a-lug" — Harold
- I used to believe that if I ate too many watermelons I would turn into water...— Peter