I am the only girl in my entire extended family and the youngest to boot. My brother saw my grandmother changing my diaper one day and was freaked out by the fact that I lacked a penis--it was the first he'd seen of me being at all different, so he snached me up off the changing table and ran with me to my mother to stop her from cutting off anything else. He was acute one--when he was told my mother was having a baby he asked if she would have me under the kitchen table like our dog Pepper. Fortunately for me the answer was no.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the sun was an oversized colour changing M&M.Anon
- When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light— Kiley
- I used to think that a car boot sale was where motorists exchanged car boot lids.— Alan, Sheffield, UK
- I used to believe that translating from language into language was only a matter of changing letters ! :) — EwS
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky