I used to believe that People who had wigs were aliens in disguse and once I went up to one and took off his wig to see if he had a green head underneath. Of course he didn't but I still go a clip round the ear!
A childhood belief about aliens

others believed things like this
- I really believed, underneath her hair, my mom had an eye in the back of her head.— Jessica
- I used to think that all judges had to wear those wigs.— M
- I used to believe that hair was only for men, and girls wore wigsAnon
- I used to believe that ear wigs would climb in your ears while you slept and make you go mad— troy
- i used to think when you sleep your eyes turened round to watch performances in your head— rasverone
- I used to believe clip on bow ties were inserted into your throat and that is how they stayed in placeAnon