I used to believe when I was a kid that when women went pee there was a little hole in their butt cheek because they sat on the toilet.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon