I thought outkast were singing "never meant to make your doggy cry, dry your eyes will be alright!"
in is actually "never meant to make your daughter cry, i apologise a million times."
i got a lot of stick after belting that one out in the local!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil
- I used to think that "tease your hair" meant make fun of itAnon
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy
- When my mom would say that my eyes were bigger than my stomach I thought she meant it literally.— Amanda
- My daughter believed that as bees made honey, ants must make marmite.— Linda
- I used to believe that you shouldn't swallow gum because it would stick to you heart and make it stop beating.Anon