I used to believe that I had traveled to China and bragged to a cousin that my "booty's been to China". My mother overheard me and realized that I had misunderstood her when she had informed me of the proper name for my genitalia (vagina).
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- I used to believe that went the sun went down, it went down into the ground over in China.— Danielle, AL
- I used to think China and Japan where the same.— Lunarmoon
- When I was in kindergarten, I was convinced I could dig my way out of a sandbox and off to China.Anon
- when i was young i used to think japan and china were the same country— i like star wars
- When I was younger I was certain my "private" was called a ba-china... the boy's were pickles. — taliba