When I was 6, on the last day of term before Christmas, there was a rumour going round my class that our teacher was in fact a burglar who had put time bombs in our Christmas crackers so that wehen we pulled them, we'd be blown up!
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- "Christmas time
mistletoe and brine..."— Santa Puncher - for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- When I was little, I used to think whenever it snowed, it would be Christmas.— TropicalSmoothie
- I used to believe that every religous Christmas card we recieved was sent to us by God.Anon
- Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70)