I had a charming meteorological theory when I was young.
Drizzle - God's spit
Snow - God's dandruff
Rain - God, er, relieving himself.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.— Erin
- I used to think that snow was rain still in the bag.— Robert
- i was convinced that snow was pink, i was devastated the first i saw real snow.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- I believed that the rain would melt everything...I was terrified to go outside in the rain! — Cris