When I was four, as all pregnant women wore the same 5 dresses (with the lacey sailor collars- YUK) I thought that it was the fashion to wear these with a football under them.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- I used to think that women wore bra's because it held the milk in. :)— Stephanie
- Until I was 8 I used to think that women who wore eye liner were witches. — Will
- I used to believe Elizabethan collars are for dogs to amplify their barks; just like how a loud-hailer works.— jaschenyy
- i used to believe that women wore bras because their periods happened in their boobies.Anon
- When I was little,
I thought women got pregnant through surgery.— Camille