i used to believe that the hazard button on the car was an ejection button and if pressed my seat would eject me out through the sunroof.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I use to think the hazard lights button would cause the car to explode.— m0u5y
- I thought that when you pressed the hazzard button in the car, the dukes of hazzard would come and save you.— smfd26
- i thought that outies were an on/off button— mr.bob
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana