My folks tell me that when I was a youngster of two or three, I came into a room full of guests and announced that my vagina itched. I am (and was) a male.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- Before I went to a planetarium for the first time, I thought it was just a room full of plants. Anon
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- 'To Be Announced' in the TV guide was a film that was on all the time!— Clare
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan