I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond
- i used to believe that if i swallowed gum i would fart a bubble— jeremy
- i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts upAnon