Until being correctly informed, I never knew that girls could 'cum', so when hearing the line "creaming over tough guys" in a song, i assumed that the girls just got out cans of whipped cream and squited them over the men! How embarrassed I was when i suggested we do this at a party!
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the foam in the ocean was whipped cream. until i tasted itAnon
- I used to believe that cats were the girls and dogs were the guys. Same with cows and horses.Anon
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I used to believe all babies came out as girls and later on in life some of those girls turned into boys — Tom
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B.