When my son was in the 4 year old transition class, he came home, very serious, and informed me that his teacher did not know her colors. Trying not to laugh, I asked him why he thought that. His reply, which was also very serious, was that everytime his teacher held up a color, she asked them, "Class, what color is this?" After turning back to his work he looked back up and said, "and to think, she is trying to teach us!"
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- i used to believe that my preschool teacher had eyes in the back of her head.Anon
- I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi