Up until I was six or seven, I had the most protruding "outie" that my family had even seen. My aunt constantly teased me about it, swearing that she was going to cut it off and make an "innie." I was so scared that she was telling the truth, that I never went in the kitchen when she was cooking with knives.
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- when i was 5, i thougt my outie bellybutton was a third eye that opens when im a sleep.— bellyeye????
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- i used to think that franch was actually swearing !!!! until i realised it was just like english lol :PAnon
- that the smallw arts on my dads neck were caused by swearing!— steve
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon