I thought that "bastard" meant turkey, so I said to my dad, "You bastard." He told Mom, who made me look it up in the dictionary and apologize. (He was the 6th son out of 12 children)
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- I thought people from Turkey actually praised turkeys...Anon
- Up until I was 10 I used to believe turkey was vegetarian.Anon
- I used to think Hungary and Turkey were the same country... I have no idea where that came from...— Skylla
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)— Loren
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda