When my brother was 4 years old he asked my Mother if penises have bones in them. My Mother said, "I don't think so Honey." And my brother said, "I think they do Mom, and I think when they do it's called satisfaction!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies