Guess I was in about third or fourth grade when I heard some boys in my class talking about a "dick." I didn't know what that was, so I asked them, and they told me it was something a dentist puts in your mouth. Along the line I got some conflicting information and really wasn't happy about the idea of going to the dentist for a long time after that.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe they were called dentist disappointments rather than dentist appointments.— Emma
- I used to think that oral sex was when you had sex with a dentist!
HAHAHA!— Kylee - For some reason until I was about 10 I used to believe that the dentist pierced your ears.— Kendall.XxX
- When I was little, I thought the tooth fairy was a personal friend of my mom since she was a dentist.— Jess
- I used to believe my dentist could give me a shot to straighten my teeth and prevent cavities.— sircigar
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss