The world can be so confusing when you're a kid! When my son, Mark, was 4 years old we were watching a pro football game on the T.V. that his aunt and uncle were attending. I told him to watch closely for aunt Teresa, after a few minutes of intense viewing he turned to me and ask "what number is she?"
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- I used to believe that when i died it was like a super mario game... I had a certain number of lives.— David...waffles