After accidentally buying chunky peanut butter, my 3-year-old son after taking a bite of his sandwich said, "Mom, this peanut butter still has the bones in it."
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War