I didn't know some swear words were worse than others.
My third grade teacher pulled three of us into the hall and made us tell the bad words we were saying on the way to school. My friends said, " I said damn" and "I said shit," so to be different, I said " I said fuck." The teacher grabbed me and said, "Do you know what that means?"
I didn't, and I sure didn't say it again for a long, long time...
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I thought there were some swear words so bad if you said them you would go to jail!— Mexicrat
- I uswed to believe that as long as someone lived to be 100, it was ok and you didn't have to be sad about it.Anon
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon