Until I was about 18 I thought that the lyrics to Madonnas 'Erotic' were,
'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.'
He was on childrens television a lot at the time.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was around four, I thought every black man on television was Bill Cosby.— Linda
- I used to think that Bill Murry and Tom Hanks were the same person.— Andy
- I used to believe that on money, the treasurer of the United States really signed every bill prited her self.— Tiffany
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy
- I bbelived that the process of "making money" was taking a dollar bill and ironig it.Anon
- Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'— Stupid Child