I started a new job, and there was a guy name Eddie Portorica (who I did not know). When ever someone wanted Eddie they would call over the loud speaker for him. For the longest time I always thought they were saying "Any Puerto Rican" call this number. I always thought that there was a group there that were from Puerto Rico... Until I finally meet Eddie
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- i thought that soft drinks in America would explode in a person's mouth bocause they call it 'pop'.— Aussie!
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson