When I was little, I thought If I wore my mother's bra to bed, I would wake up with big breasts. Much to my surprise, when I woke up the next morning, there was no change. I was puzzled.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I once believed that if I wore my Halloween costume to bed, I'd wake up as the actual thing.— Sarah
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- when i was young i used to believe a wake was when you waited for the dead person to wake upAnon
- When I was a kid, I found out about a womans period and I thought that she would bleed through her breasts.— Michael
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha