Just like one of the other beliefs I thought the pulse in my ear was caused by British soldiers marching in my ear.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I was convinced that Gorilla soldiers in Vietnam in the 70's were real Gorillas attacking other Soldiers.— Mario
- I used to believe that anyone who wasn't British (as I am) thought of themselves as foreigners!— "velveire"
- When a soldiers went AWOL in the movies, I thought they physically climbed over "A Wall".— D Rumsfeld
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon
- when i was little i thought that my hic-ups were caused by little man on the back of my tounge, yodelingAnon
- When I was a kid I thought that the wind was caused by the trees fanning their leaves...— GDP