I used to think that "outie" belly buttons were really tiny little penises, and "innie" belly buttons were miniature vaginas. I thought that the real equipment was only used for the bathroom and it was really the belly buttons that were involved in sex. So, since I have an innie, I was always afraid to hug my friends with outie belly buttons, even if they were girls, 'cause I didn't want to get pregnant.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- That babies come out of their mom's belly buttons.— Aria
- I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons — kels
- that bunnies came out of belly buttonsAnon
- I used to believe that babies came out of your mothers belly buttons:)— Mirranda