I was very little; we were at a Catholic mass for Ash Wednesday. My mom carried me up to the front of the church, and while the priest was rubbing the ash cross onto her forehead, I pushed his hand away and yelled, "Why is God putting dirt on your face?!"
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- I used 2 beleive yer @$$ was yer foreheadAnon