i use to believe that adults all belonged to a secret club, and when you went to sleep at night all the adults got together to talk about us kids (especially me) and conspire against them ...
as i got older i revised my belief so that it was just women that belonged to this secret club, and they conspired against men ...
i'm still half convinced this club exists ...
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- I used to believe when a radio anouncement for a club said "No Cover" that meant No Clothes.— Aaron
- When I was little, my mom told me she was Karen from the Micky Mouse club, and I told everyone at school. — Amber
- "Going to the jazz club in my mind"? Not me! "Going to Nebraska in my mind..."— Felix